do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
