Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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