Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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