YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
