Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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