just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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