Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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