you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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