your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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