I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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