We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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