he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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