well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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