So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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