So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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