Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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