that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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