Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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