Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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