Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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