Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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