Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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