Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Randomize
