dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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