her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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