Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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