Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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