What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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