I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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