So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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