FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
fuck your aforementioned shoe
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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