found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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