Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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