Dual....:-)
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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