so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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