i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
vagina is talking i cant
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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