if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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