We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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