Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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