Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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