I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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