I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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