you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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