The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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