Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize