I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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