I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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