Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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