Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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