People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
