she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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