just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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