the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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