New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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