your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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